Be sure to check out our brand spanking new Noise Page, featuring a new look and some hot-off-the-presses new material!

Have y'all heard of Smoochknob? They're a kickass band from here in Portland, and they are trying to trade up, starting with a little white rock, eventually obtaining a tour bus. See all about their trade plan here. We joined their chain by trading a run of CD's for a collection of Bettie Page memorabilia. Good luck guys!

Some of you are probably wondering what we're going to do without a drummer. Get a new one? Play rhythmless wandering classical vomitous jazz? No, we're not doing either, at least for now. Turns out that both Bryan and Fritz have some drumming skills, and we want to get on with our recordings before taking on the task of auditions. So for now, it'll just be us three. Our apologies to the long line of skeletons that is handstanding in line outside our door, but we'll get back to you later.

We regret to announce the departure of our original drummer and good friend Tim Hanson. He's now playing drums for The Ones. Best of luck, Tim! Keep in touch!

We just got word that we are booked to play a live show on October 28 at McMenamins Grand Lodge in Forest Grove, Oregon, at 9pm! Hope to see you there! It's in a small side hall, and entry is limited - so if you want to show up, please contact us and we'll make sure you get a ticket!

That's right folks, Handstand Skeleton is back! Once something is dead and buried for 12 years you think it's really truly dead, right? Not this time! You forget that we were rotten soulless corpses to begin with... turns out, nothing has really changed. Anyway, all four original members have agreed to get back together and - at minimum - get good recordings of our previous set. We'll see where it goes from there.